Noris Johnson

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Hello Noris Johnson Here!

 

I'm no relation to our beloved Prime minister Boris although I admire him from a social Distance & as far to the right as possible.

 

I love to address the Nation on the vital issues of the Day with my opinionated points of view but from a standpoint of absolutely no power at all.

 

I like to debate vital subjects of National importance with my vegetables whom I call the Cabinet & because of this I find myself being invited to Party's all around the Country to Meet & Greet, Mix & Mingle & Entertain guests

with my funny stories & marvellous anecdotes.

 

You too can hire me for a nominal appearance fee to appear at one of your Shindigs where I will liven affairs up with my Hilarious Shenanigans & cause an absolute Mayhem of Mirth.

 

Book Me & Any of my other Chums from the Amazing Characterz Directory

 

Book Now to avoid Disappointment

& the end of lock down Rush!!!

 

He will leave you in Stitches,

Hospitalised with Hilarity

Dying with Laughter.